Hi.

We're LIVE!


Sup bitches. Long time no blog. We've been meaning to do this for a long time, but we are really lazy people. I'm talkin lay-zee. Finally getting our shit together (for now), and here it is. We give you...

Butterface.


A hodgepodge of crafts, food, mocking people to make ourselves feel better, and good quality filth in general.


You may know us both from our now defunct food-related blogs, which we will not link to, because shut up we're over it.


Brittany makes people fat. Making her dough by literally making dough. Sometimes she'll post recipes and such. But she's also a drivel junkie: Robsten! Brange! Heidi Montag's gross boobs!


So unfortunately, she will also litter this blog with total rubbish.


Brooke makes grandma shit in her spare time. During the day she sits on her tookis pushing paper, but come 5pm she's rockin the knitting needles better than your great-aunt Doris. And sometimes she cooks too. Her etsy shop is here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/brookielizabeth. Go buy something, asshole. With respect.

We are delighted if this thing of ours in any way amuses you (and if so, you should probably be ashamed of yourself), but it's basically a setting for the two of us to behave like d-bags. We are terrible, terrible people who will most likely offend you and this blog should not be read by anyone.

We'll try to post often, but don't hold us to it.

Again, lazy.

PS- hey Peter! SUCK IT.

PPS- everyone go read Peter's blog.