I was looking everywhere for last week's hilarious video of Katie Holmes' live rendition of "Whatever Lola wants" but it has been removed. Boo! Oh my god you guys. Seriouslies. It was so gross. She was clunking around the stage in an attempt to be sexy, but instead just looked like she was squatting to take a duke in the woods. The closest I could find was this brief clip:
Even better was her co-star in this little disaster, Tom Cruise pretending to have blue balls. Tom, we all know that a woman's hoo hoo disgusts and terrifies you.
In my youtube wanderings I found this. THIS! Just look what Katie did to Joan Jett. I am assuming this is from Dawson's Creek. A show that on the record, I never watched. Off the record, I may have caught a few morning re-runs on TNT while nursing a hangover. Shut up. Josh Jackson is hot okay?
I think K-Stew and Joan Jett should take turns knifing her.
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Kristie- Then the goals we have set for this blog have been achieved
ReplyDeleteWow. How contrived and disgusting was that "sexy dance"? Seriously. They look like a corporate-owned marriage, planned to boost their futile careers, like a boy band but much more awful. This sham marriage sponsored by Pepsi.
ReplyDeleteI hate myself for loving this blog. Did you see the T-shirt that says "Scientology: Finding gay movie stars wives since 1969"?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though Xenu the galactic overlord will wipe those smug grins right off your faces.
Bwookie- yer mom goes to college.
ReplyDeletePeter- The husband and I have a bet going to see what happens first- the kid who plays the werewolf on Twilight comes out as gay or becomes a scientologist. My money is on Xenu, and it always will be when it comes to the closet cases. And I must seek out that T-shirt, as these days, one cannot have too many ironic/clever T-shirts.
The kid who played the werewolf on Twilight was dating Selena Gomez, who looks like she could be his fraternal twin sister. That definitely smacks of Xenu.
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